imagine if (10/5/22)

a-side imagine, if you will, that you are a woodlouse…… weird, isn’t it…… b-side dear websites, will you stop asking … More

a turnip for the books (6/2/22)

a-side turnips… don’t they just blow your mind……………… b-side micro-moths really enjoy the television, don’t they… haven’t you noticed how … More

a-side I was closely watching a snail yesterday and said to it, do you know that you have more teeth … More

a-side it seems I have a manicurist called Trixie, as on closer inspection I discovered my stainless steel nail file … More

a-side what’s the difference between a damselfly and a dragonfly?… well, damselflies eat damsels and dragonflies eat, well, it’s obvious … More

a-side a giraffe’s tongue can be as long as 21 inches (53cm)… wtf!… so long that it can and does … More