toaster tales (9/8/22)

a-side my washing machine plays a little tune at the end of a wash, I think the toaster is jealous, … More

my sky (29/7/22)

a-side is my sky the same as yours… b-side and another thing, for years now I been wondering, on and … More

a-side so, you think you’ve got problems, I’ve had a fly buzzing around the house for a whole day now … More

a-side so, what I want to know is, what happens to a fart in a spacesuit, in space, it clearly … More

a-side the broken piano plays a tune,Bach’s suite number 1 in G major,the keys reluctantly give up their notes…… b-side … More

a-side I’m so popular these days I don’t even get spam any more….. b-side the lid of my piano hasn’t … More