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hoorah whoopee yippee hohoho, 24th December 2016

I can’t remember the last time for sure….. I think it was…. no, it didn’t happen then…. I know, it was…. nope, didn’t happen then either……. it could’ve been….. again no, that was wind and rain, all hoolie and blatter!……. the last time it snowed here on Christmas day?……. can’t remember when…. was it even this century…… increasingly living in the wrong part of the country for snow at Christmas, going to have to redesign all our Christmas cards to show winy scenes rather than snowy ones, with robins hanging onto branches by the skin of their feet…….. and why oh why do supermarkets only sell washed vegetables….. that’s crazy, veg keep much longer and better unwashed……. and so many in plastic bags….. insane…. sweaty, rotting veg, hoorah!…. have we really become a nation averse to a little dirt…… unless of course it’s in our politics or the tabloid newspapers, then it seems people gobble it up with bitter glee…. they even cut the tops off leeks and celery and even carrots, and beetroot!…… all practises to make veg rot sooner…. whoopee!…. they tell me Christmas day is tomorrow… yippee!…… doesn’t feel it, to me anyway…… but what did you expect from me?… bunting, cracker hats and ho ho hoing?……. talking of Santa, no one ever seems to send him a Christmas card do they, all he gets are final demands for presents, presents and more presents……. no office parties for me, I have no office, no Christmas parties for me, never get invited, after all how often does Eeyore get invited to parties?…….. I do still have that free mince pie I was given a couple of days ago…. yay…….

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